JOE & DON GET DOWN & DIRTY

Insults fly in personal 2024 grudge match

WITH eight months to go before the general election, vicious mudslinging between presumptive presidential candidates Joe Biden and Donald Trump has hit a new low — even for politics — as the elderly egotists get downright personal!

Current President Biden and his pugnacious predecessor absolutely detest each other, according to political analysts who say their campaign rhetoric has devolved into name-calling, petty insults and cheap shots!

After not even calling Trump by name for nearly three years, Biden, who cryptically labeled his rival “the other guy,” now suddenly seems to be making up for lost time by blasting the former commander in chief as “a loser” and “Donald ‘Herbert Hoover’ Trump,” a taunt based on the beleaguered businessman being one of only two presidents who left office with fewer jobs nationwide than when they began their terms.

Behind closed doors, Biden, 81, is even saltier, lambasting the likely GOP nominee, 77, as a “sick f*ck” and an “a**hole,” according to three people who have heard him use the slurs.